How to "Decorate" a car.

Yesterday was my cousins wedding. It was so much fun, but the whole night I was just waiting to "decorate" her car. It is so much fun to decorate cars on peoples weddings. Here are the 10 basic steps to "decorating" cars.

1. Write stuff on the windows such as "Just married" with window markers.
2. Duck tape the hubcaps a certain color so it will reflect light all the way home.
3. Pull Oreos apart and stick the Oreos to the windows using the white cream.
4. Spray the whole car with chocolate syrup.
5. Throw powder sugar all over the car. (It will stick to the chocolate syrup.)
6. Put Twinkies on the antenna.
7. Tie Mountain Dew Cans to the back of the car.
8. Get Fruit by the Foots and throw them over the car like Christmas lights.
9. Spray the whole car with whipping creme.
10. Wrap the whole car in plastic wrap so they can't get into the car. (This might take a couple of boxes.)

"Decorating" cars is so much fun. The main idea is to just be creative. This list is just what me and my cousins did to my cousins car, but all that you have to do is be creative. On my uncles wedding they took off his wheels and put it on cinder blocks so he couldn't drive away, luckily for him he had another car close by so he could leave. Whatever you do it needs to be hilarious and make that person speechless. Have fun and "decorate" it good because you don't get to decorate other peoples cars very often. Have fun and get "decorating".